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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
By Chelsea Handler ( Simon Spotlight Entertainment )
Release Date: 2008-04-22
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THE EAGERLY AWAITED COLLECTION OF PERSONAL ESSAYS FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF MY HORIZONTAL LIFE

When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.

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Product Reviews:
  Chelsea Handler's book review 
This book was just as good if not better than Chelsea's first book. I absolutely love reading her material and look forward to watching her show all the time! Her humor is often what helps me stomach this crazy life. It's nice to know there are people out there with lives crazier than mine that are actually experiencing success from such absurd experiences. I love Chelsea and hope she continues to write and along the way receives many blessings of increased prosperity, popularity and success. To make others laugh and smile is a gift.
  HILARIOUSSSSSS! ( stacienrt )
I always loved Chelsea in Girls Behaving Badly...she was, hands down, the funniest person on that show. I saw the rave reviews here and decided to get her book. It was great!
I rarely laugh out loud when reading a book and this book had me laughing out loud at least 5 times, and smiling many many others. She's a bit raunchy, but that doesn't offend me at all. My only criticism was the chapter when her and her friends went to get a massage... I think she probably could have left that out of the book. I didn't find it funny. It wasn't offensive or anything, but it was just sort of a boring chapter compared to the others. Otherwise I liked this book so much I ran out and bought her first book. She is also a surprisingly good writer. highly recommended.

  Are you there vodka? It's me Chelsea 
This book was hysterical and made me laugh out loud! What a fun read!
  Hilarious! 
Once I started reading this book, I couldn't put it down. The author is blessed with a cynical humor that had me laughing out loud multiple times throughout the book. The story moves along at a great pace and I highly recommend it as a fun summer read. I just wish her other book, My Horizontal Life, was available on the Kindle. Try this book though, you won't be disappointed. Get ready to laugh!!!
  hilarious 
I watch Chelsea on E late night and she is hilarious. When I saw the book I knew I had to have it. I read this book in three days. Since then both of my sisters and my mom have read it. All of us laughed out loud. It is just so funny. She is a most humorous story teller.